The Big Baller Auto Detailing Mystery Box! $500

The Big Baller $500 Auto Detailing Mystery Box

Please don't buy this. Seriously.

We asked what kind of Mystery Box you guys wanted next, and apparently some of you have way too much money burning a hole in your pocket.

So here we are.

A $500 AUTO DETAILING MYSTERY BOX.

Is this necessary? No.

Is it financially responsible? We're not qualified to answer that.

Did you guys ask for it? Unfortunately, yes.

The Big Baller Mystery Box is for the detailer who already has a garage full of products, absolutely does not need anything else, and has decided that the best use of $500 is letting us choose a giant box of detailing stuff for them.

WHAT'S IN THE BOX?

We have absolutely no idea.

Okay, that's not entirely true. We'll know when we pack it.

You won't.

Every Big Baller Box is hand-picked and loaded with a completely random assortment of detailing products from our store. You could get soaps, chemicals, towels, sprayers, accessories, interior products, exterior products, tools, and all kinds of other stuff we probably shouldn't be trusted to put into a box this big.

No two boxes are the same.

BRANDS YOU COULD GET

Your questionable financial decision could include products from:

• Bio Bombs

• DIY Detail

• The House of Rags

• Garage Therapy

• IK Sprayers

• #Labocosmetica

• Maniac Line USA

• YUMCARS

• QUIVR

• And plenty more...

WHO IS THIS FOR?

Weekend detailers? Sure.

Professional detailers? Absolutely.

Someone just getting started?

For the love of God, buy one of our smaller Mystery Boxes.

The Big Baller Box is for the person who wants to try a bunch of new products, restock their shelves, discover some hidden gems, and experience the completely unnecessary excitement of having a massive box of detailing products show up at their door.

ONE LAST WARNING...

You do not need this.

Nobody needs this.

We only made it because you guys kept asking for increasingly ridiculous Mystery Boxes and apparently we have absolutely no ability to say no.

Quantities are extremely limited because we're genuinely not sure how many people are crazy enough to spend $500 on a box without knowing what's inside.

Please make a responsible financial decision.

But if you're going to ignore that advice...

Welcome to the Big Baller Club. 📦💸